YOUR FIRST
OUNCE OF REAL TOP SHELF
1 oz exotic flower, gummies, a Triple Tank vape, and a complimentary 4G sample — $280 of product for $89. Lab-tested, Farm Bill compliant, shipped discreet.
- 1 OZ (28G) exotic top-shelf THCa flower — your choice
- 1 bag 500mg THCa gummies (20ct × 25mg)
- 1 Boutiq Switch V5 Triple Tank vape (2G, 3-in-1)
- FREE 4G exotic candies top-shelf sample
- FREE discreet, odor-proof shipping
BUILT FOR YOUR FIRST ORDER
The kit is simple: $280 of our best product for $89. One ounce of exotic flower, gummies, a Triple Tank vape, and a complimentary 4G sample — all lab-tested and shipped discreet.
We priced it this way because the first order should be a no-brainer. Try the full lineup, find your favorite, and come back for the sizes that fit you. No subscription, no catch.
12,000+ customers started here. Most came back.
EVERYTHING IN THE KIT
5 items. $280 value. $89 price. No catch.
1 OZ Exotic Top-Shelf Flower
28 grams of our most legendary strains. Choose from Blue Suede, Geeks, Galaxy Warheadz, and more. Hand-trimmed, slow-cured, lab-tested.
500mg THCa Gummies
20ct × 25mg per bag. Watermelon Wave, Blue Razz Blaze, or Mango Tango. The perfect edible companion.
Boutiq Switch V5 Triple Tank
3-in-1 disposable vape. 2G total, 89.75% THC. Three strain profiles in one device. The most advanced vape on the market.
FREE 4G Exotic Candies Sample
FREEOur gift to you. 4 grams of our most exotic top-shelf strain. Try it first. This is the flower that hooks them.
SEE THE VALUE BREAKDOWN
FREE DISCREET SHIPPING · SHIPS WITHIN 24 HOURS
REAL ORDERS IN REAL TIME
See what other customers are buying right now.
Live activity feed · Updates in real time
3 STEPS TO TOP SHELF
From order to smoke in 3 simple steps.
CHOOSE YOUR STRAIN
Pick from 15+ exotic top-shelf strains. Blue Suede, Geeks, Galaxy Warheadz — whatever calls to you. Add the Starter Kit to your cart.
WE SHIP DISCREET
Your kit ships within 24 hours in plain, unmarked, odor-proof packaging. At your door in 2-4 business days. No signature required.
SMOKE & ENJOY
Open the kit. Smoke the free 4G sample first. If it's not the best flower you've ever had, we refund you — and you keep everything.
TIERED BUNDLE PRICING
Blue Suede · Buy more, save more per gram
THE MYSTERY VAULT
Spin the sealed vault. Win a random exotic drop. Limited edition — one spin per customer.
12,000+ SATISFIED CUSTOMERS
THE "SMOKE IT FIRST" GUARANTEE
Order the kit. Smoke the free 4G sample first. If it's not the best flower you've ever had, we'll refund your entire purchase — and you keep everything. No returns. No hassle. We're that confident.
IF YOU'RE STILL UNSURE
Here's how your other options compare.
Pay 300% markup for shelf-worn flower that's been sitting in a jar for weeks. Drive there. Hope they have something good. Leave disappointed.
No lab tests. No guarantee. Sketchy packaging that shows up on your doorstep. Maybe it's real, maybe it's sprayed with who-knows-what.
Inconsistent quality. No lab tests. Maybe legal, maybe not. No guarantee. No free samples. Same price as the dispensary.
Keep overpaying and settling for mid. 30 years from now, you'll regret the top shelf you didn't smoke.
$280 of product for $89. One ounce of exotic flower, gummies, a Triple Tank vape, and a free 4G sample. Lab-tested, shipped discreet.
FREQUENTLY ASKED
$280 OF TOP SHELF FOR $89
Lab-tested · Farm Bill compliant · Free discreet shipping · Ships within 24 hours.
Product Disclaimer: These products are derived from hemp and contain less than 0.3% Δ9-THC, in compliance with the 2018 Farm Bill. THCa may convert to Δ9-THC when heated. Consult your local laws before purchasing.
FDA Disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Age Restriction: For adults 21+ only. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Do not operate vehicles or machinery after use. Limit one starter kit per customer.
