THREE SIZES.
ONE PRICE.
1G + 4G + 7G of exotic top-shelf flower — $122 of product for $49. Plus a complimentary 4G sample. Lab-tested, Farm Bill compliant, shipped discreet.
- 1G exotic top-shelf THCa flower — your choice of strain
- 4G exotic top-shelf THCa flower — try a second strain
- 7G exotic top-shelf THCa flower — your favorite, bigger
- FREE 4G complimentary sample — a fourth strain, on us
- FREE discreet, odor-proof shipping
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SEE THE VALUE BREAKDOWN
12G of exotic flower + a free 4G sample. $122 value for $49.
FREE DISCREET SHIPPING · SHIPS WITHIN 24 HOURS
3 STEPS TO TOP SHELF
From order to smoke in 3 simple steps.
CHOOSE YOUR STRAIN
Pick from 15+ exotic top-shelf strains. Blue Suede, Geeks, Galaxy Warheadz — whatever calls to you. Add the Taster Trio to your cart.
WE SHIP DISCREET
Your kit ships within 24 hours in plain, unmarked, odor-proof packaging. At your door in 2-4 business days. No signature required.
SMOKE & ENJOY
Open the kit. Smoke the free 4G sample first. If it's not the best flower you've ever had, we refund you — and you keep everything.
12,000+ SATISFIED CUSTOMERS
THE "SMOKE IT FIRST" GUARANTEE
Order the trio. Smoke the free 4G sample first. If it's not the best flower you've ever had, we'll refund your entire purchase — and you keep everything. No returns. No hassle.
IF YOU'RE STILL UNSURE
Here's how your other options compare.
Pay 300% markup for shelf-worn flower that's been sitting in a jar for weeks. Drive there. Hope they have something good. Leave disappointed.
No lab tests. No guarantee. Sketchy packaging that shows up on your doorstep. Maybe it's real, maybe it's sprayed with who-knows-what.
Inconsistent quality. No lab tests. Maybe legal, maybe not. No guarantee. No free samples. Same price as the dispensary.
Keep overpaying and settling for mid. 30 years from now, you'll regret the top shelf you didn't smoke.
1G + 4G + 7G of exotic flower plus a free 4G sample. $122 value for $49. Lab-tested, shipped discreet.
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12G OF TOP SHELF FOR $49
Lab-tested · Farm Bill compliant · Free discreet shipping · Ships within 24 hours.
Product Disclaimer: These products are derived from hemp and contain less than 0.3% Δ9-THC, in compliance with the 2018 Farm Bill. THCa may convert to Δ9-THC when heated. Consult your local laws before purchasing.
FDA Disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Age Restriction: For adults 21+ only. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Do not operate vehicles or machinery after use.
